“Parked across two bays like the car is having a domestic with itself.” — ClutchQueen

“Parked so close to me I had to get in through the boot. We are basically married now.” — HatchbackHelen

“Indicators sold separately, apparently.” — RoundaboutRita

“Reversed into a space the size of a postage stamp in one go. Round of applause in the Aldi car park. Genuinely emotional.” — ParallelParkPaul